A husband is at home watching a cricket game when his wife interrupts,

"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."

"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Hardware House written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the pub!!!"

So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple hours.

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.  "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either make love to him or bake him a cake."

He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Sara Lee

 written on my forehead?"     

8/13/2000 If you can tell that a blonde has been on your computer by  the white out on the screen, how can you tell if a redhead's been on your computer?

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sent in by, "I'm just known as 'Charli' , mostly because it's my first name. What's really bad ( and this is true!) my mom and dad's last name is Strange , Mr. and Mrs. L. B. Strange, then I grew up as a redheaded , freckled, GIRL, named Charli Strange!@#$% No wonder redheads have a fiery temper!! We're not born this way, we're conditioned for it!! But now I'm 45 years old and have a niece AND a grand daughter named Charli. So it's not so bad now. 

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Uncertain, Texas (next to Karnack , Tx on your map) my mom and dad live here in Uncertain, Tx, too. It's a thriving metropolis of 196 people. But I have 3 dogs that have birth certificates but I can't say that for sure about all of the residents! LOL

Grandpa and Grandma, a redhead,  were living with their son and daughter-in-law.  Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.

His son said, "Dad, I don't think you should take one, they're very strong and expensive."  

Grandpa said, "I know, but I want to try one. How much are they??"  His son replied, "$10 each."  Grandpa only had a $50 bill but was going to the bank. He told his son that he would leave $10 under his pillow that night.  

The next morning his son found $110 under his pillow and said, "Dad, I told you it was only $10. There's $110 under my pillow!"  

Grandpa said, "That's ok, the other $100 is from Grandma!"